Silly Season Superlatives

Embed from Getty Images Assigning Silly Scenarios to the Cup Drivers this season.

Most Likely to Bring Sponsors

I'm going with Ross Chastain here. He's proved this year his dedication to compete for top finishes and take risks to keep his team in front. Plenty of personality and hometown grit from the Florida melon farmer. Plus making the top story in ESPN during NFL season doesn't hurt either.

Most Likely to Travel to Mars

Kyle Busch hands down. Gotta get the Rowdy exposure out and this would be the perfect product placement capitalization. He's not afraid to go bigger or go home. I can so see Kyle in an astronaut suit hopefully he takes the hint here.

Most Likely to Start a Reality TV show

Ryan Blaney for sure. The man is universally liked and often spotted rubbing shoulders with the who's who of Hollywood. Cameos appearances were a natural move for him. Calling it now he and Gianna in line as the next Chip and Joanna.

Most Likely to Switch to Formula One

Chase Elliott. He's still young has already won a Cup championship not to mention he is a certified pilot. The man's smart. He's always driving above his years and I'd imagine he'd be up for the challenge.

Most Likely to Work Charity Foundation Full-time

I may be way off on this one but Joey Logano really takes his involvement to the next level with his charity foundation. I was impressed that he actually had foundation members join him often for driver introductions and he genuinely seems to really sense the importance of being a positive role model. Though on-track he is unquestionably intense there is always the inexplicably dorky side not far off.

Hope you enjoyed these fun hypothetical insights!

@ Mere.Bernhard